Tip #1: Do NOT stare right at me and try to seductively dip, dip, dip your big knuckled hairy man fingers into your Venti Coffee Of The Day inches from my face while licking it off and ask me for my number.
No. Fucking. Way.
Oh, and your Old Spice or Axe spray (whatever it was) was a bit too much. Lay off a little.
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i`m amazed Old Spice is still made...lol
Posted by: peter | Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 05:42 PM
OMG LMFAO!
SICK SICK SICK!
Old Spice should be outlawed!
Posted by: Alisa | Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 08:40 AM
You get all the cool guys...
Posted by: osbasso | Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 09:35 AM
EWWW! Just ewww. Nasty. But I must confess to sort of liking Old Spice, because my dad has worn it my whole life (many a gift-giving occasion found me purchasing Old Spice for Dad when I was a kid), and that scent says Dad to me. And nothing is sweeter than dad.
But this guy? YUCK!
Posted by: MP | Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 11:42 AM
That made me cringe. HA! I'll take Tres Flores hair tonic over Old Spice anyday.
Posted by: Jennifer | Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 11:48 AM
Eeewww!
Posted by: Sue | Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 12:40 AM
Oh no he didn't! That is just too much!
Posted by: Laura | Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 06:07 AM
um....GROOOooossss. who in the heck would do such a thing?!....in public!!!! dude...sorry you had to be subjected to such trauma!~
couldn't have been as bad as 'the hot dog man'...or 'crooked fingers'
lol.
hugs to you my dearest friend....
Posted by: khrstina | Friday, May 26, 2006 at 10:32 AM
You know who that sounds like? Chris Farley doing a skit on SNL. LOL!!
That's just nasty!!
Posted by: JenniferD | Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:45 PM